I just got back the History quiz from Thursday, and I got an 80%. I can’t stop laughing, because I didn’t read the chapter at all! I guessed almost all of the answers, and I only missed two questions!

I’m reading the Code of Hammurabi for my History class…and they have pretty harsh shit in here. Examples:

  • If a nun opens a tavern or enters one for a drink, she gets burned to death.
  • If a son strikes his father, his hands are cut off.
  • If a nobleman puts out the eye, breaks a bone, or knocks out the teeth of another, he gets the favor returned.

Like seriously, people were such brutes four thousand years ago.

I don’t listen to some of my old favorite songs as often as I used to…

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iamthedangerzone:

You are a teacher I don’t think you should be encouraging this…

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ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

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savodraws:

nikopetteri:

ollivander:

GO GOG GOGOG GO STOP STOP WHOA BSLOW DOW GOGO GOGO SLOW SLOW STOP STOP STOP GOG NGO SLOW SLOW SLOW STOP GO GO GOG GO SLOW SLOW GO GO GO STOP STOP STOP GO walk on STOP STOP GHO GOG OG GO SLOW SLOW GO

I thought this was a Christmas tree for a second.

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ryukokiryuuin:

WHERE’S MY MONEY

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roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

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